Thank you, aww, thank you so much, It's so great to be here hosting Saturday Light...Night Live. I have wanting to host this show ever since I was a little kid. Stay up past my bedtime to watch Bill Hater and Andrea Sandburg. *sighs* Being here is incredible. I'm excited and I'm nervous and you know whenever I'm feeling stron emotional about something like this, I usually write a song about it. *picks up guitar* So this is what I came up with. It's called, "Monologue Song" and chorus is seas "La la la".

I like glitter and sparkly glasses but I'm not gonna talk about that in my monolouge,
I like baking and things that smelles like winter but I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue,
La la la, la la la.
I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing thier names in the songs so thier ashamed to go in public but I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, the guy who broke up with me on the phone but I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue.
"Hey Joe! I'm doing really well!"
And I'm hosting at SNL but why would I bring that in my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la.
And if you're wondering if I might be dating the werewolf from Twilight??
*whispers* "Hi, Taylor." *air kiss and winks*
I'm not gonna comment on that in my monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You ight expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
And how he went up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue*big sigh*
But there's nothing more to say 'cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage.
This is my SNL Mnologue.
La la, la la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
*security sings along*
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue