Why He’s Hot:
- He plays the sweet, Williamsburg, Brooklyn boy in the hit television series, Gossip Girl. He makes you want to corrupt him as if you were the manipulative Blair Waldorf looking for nothing else but some play from Serena’s ex flame. Sure, it’s a little back stabbing but this is all fantasy and this Penn we’re talking about.
- He must have multiple personalities disorder. One moment he’s clean cut and looking like boy next door and before you know it he’s asrugged as the next, anti-shaving guy. Who would be against this? This means options ladies. Options are good.
- He doesn’t have to use his hands to remove your bra and panties. No, not Penn Badgley. You see, for some reason, he has a permanent lust look which is enough to zap off that tricky bra claspe. Magic! Okay maybe not magic but he will give you this look that will make you remove your clothes on your own. I know, I know! How do you do that Penn? I like it.
- Penn is a down to earth guy and he doesn’t want to take you to a five star restaurant. He’s down for a burger and some fries. I mean sure, you need to be treated to a shnazy date from time to time but think about it this way, he’s Penn and the faster you get done with dinner, the faster you become dessert.
- His lips have this “hey kiss me, right now” thing going on. Good because my lips have a “hey, I’m going to kiss Penn” thing going on