You: Joe?
Stranger: YOU CAUGHT ME
Stranger: Hey its me !
You: JOE! I have something to tell you
Stranger: What do you need to tell me?
You: It's bad news
Stranger: Oh no..
You: I'm pregnant
Stranger: We can get through this.
You: I think it's you baby!
Stranger: Im not surprised, you are the slutty type
You: Well, you were my first
Stranger: get an abortion.
You: I don't want to kill it!
Stranger: It will save us time and money! And you can stay in school
You: Well...
You: I'm scared
Stranger: Don't be, I'm here for you
You: :)
You: Thanks
Stranger: I love you.
You: I love you too.
Stranger: WELL PCE I'M GONNA GO GET ANOTHER GIRL PREGNANT
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Happily ever after? XD
