Why He’s Hot:
- Say what you want but he’s one of the most talented musicians of our generation. We all want to be his guitar and have those long, nimble fingers playing us like they do those strings.
- The ‘O’ face. It’s kinda funny looking, yes, but fuck that noise - I imagine soft moans coming from it, or maybe my name, because you know, I imagine I’m boning him when I see him make it. Don’t you?
- He can dress. AND accessorize. Nothing better than a straight man with impeccable style. He always looks good, whether dressed up in a full monkey suit or dressed down in a batman hoodie.
- He’s funny as hell in an effortless and witty way. Have you seen his twitter stream? Who the hell would tell you they were ‘totally womanizing some pretzels right now’ with a straight face?
- He’s smart. ‘Nuff said, eh?
