i enjoy doing all of these things as a boss:

• talk to to corporate
• approve memos
• lead a workshop
• remember birthdays
• direct work flow
• my own bathroom
• micromanage
• promote synergy
• hit on debra
• get rejected
• swallow sadness
• send some faxes
• call a sex line
• cry deeply
• demand a refund
• eat a bagel
• harassment lawsuit
• no promotion
• fifth of vodka
• ahit on Debra’s desk
• buy a gun
• in my mouth
• puke on Debra’s desk
• jump out the window
• suck a dude’s dick
• score some coke
• crash my car
• suck my own dick
• eat some chicken strips
• chop my balls off
• black out in the sewer
• meet a giant fish
• fuck its brains out
• turn into a jet
• bomb the russians
• crash into the sun
• now i’m dead