chuck: serena’s deluded, they guy’s not capable of genuine feelings.
blair: he’s brought out a different side of her. they’re all happy and domestic at my mother’s. ooooh!
chuck: carter’s at your penthouse? why wouldn’t you tell bree that when she asked?
blair: he got in last night, she called me a couple of hours ago. anyway, why would i tell that future nascar mom anything? i hate her, and the tractor she rode in on.
chuck: what you hate is nate moving on. look, i love you. but nate liking bree doesn’t make her a pirhanna, and serena liking carter doesn’t make him a prince.
blair: hey, where are you going? i have tension!
